hi i'm kristen

unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

posted 7 hours ago; via australiansanta (unflirty) with 81,430 notes

stability:

do whatcha want, whatcha want with my body (if ur rich)

posted 7 hours ago; via partynoxious (stability) with 44,441 notes
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leninistvaporwave:

there are like 20 hot girls for every 3 okayish looking guys

posted 7 hours ago; via joshpeck (frantzofanon) with 6,726 notes
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suttonbosster:

it’s a bind, you know

when people complain about representation they say “well, make it yourself”

but then when queer people only play queer roles and when jews write about jews and when black people make parts for other black people etc people ask “so are you ever going to step out of that niche? when are you going to make stuff for everybody?”

posted 3 days ago; via reverseracism (suttonbosster) with 2,900 notes
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wxng:

Walk into the club like what up I’m not old enough 

posted 3 days ago; via strippedtease (wanglet.com) with 232,765 notes

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

posted 3 days ago; via partynoxious (teenagebillionaire) with 51,763 notes